A Poem for your 40th Birthday

Do you recall your younger days
before the Internet,
when MP3s and DVDs
were not invented yet?

Pac-man, Pong, and Donkey Kong
were games you liked to play.
"Who shot J.R.?" and "Where's the beef?"
were questions of the day.

Cordless phones the size of bricks
helped some communicate.
Actresses with fitness tapes
helped chunky folks lose weight.

Designer jeans and mullets
were considered cool and sporty.
If you remember all these things....


You must be turning 40


*from a card the mister received