Signs

I was instructed a while back that I was to report for jury duty at the DC courthouse on June 25. Having done jury duty before, I knew that this was one of those times when you simply show up and do as you are told...resistance is futile.

The initial part of the day went well. Instructions were given; instructions were followed. But after I signed out of the jury waiting area for my allotted 15 minute break, I was confronted with the sign pictured above.

While "Management" didn't seem to be watching (or present), I decided not to take any chances and ate my sticky pastry with my fingers.